Do you want a laugh???

The local news station was interviewing an 84-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 84, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now, in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

"Easy, son," she smiled. "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!" 

Hi there,

 I am planning on losing weight.  I already lost 60 pounds on the  Myfitnesspal app.  If you don't know what this is.  It is an app.  Where it helps you count calories. I have tried many other diets.  Just to gain the weight back. . I have tried the KETO diet , and it did work until i went back to eating normal again .

 Now this app helps you count calories , And granted I know that counting cals is not for everyone . but its the only diet where I kept the weight off. I myself eat 1200 cals a day. and I know what your thinking , don't seem like enough but I assure you it is  as long as you eat healthy.

so I am gna put a lot more effort in this . I need to put my feelings out there . also will be taking questions